...do you mean helping you practice shampooing on my hair?
[ Is he being a normal level of obtuse, or deliberately obtuse to get out of doing Fabian's hair? It's definitely the latter for once, but who can ever say with him? There's a difference between him getting his hair done and doing it for someone else!
And he would like to enjoy that difference right now, the good boyfriend that he is. ]
[ See, the good news - for Gorgug - about the other often being so obtuse about things is that Fabian 100% believes that this is Gorgug being unwillingly obtuse. You know, like the usual. Gorgug just catches onto this stuff a little later than most people, because his mind works in.. let's call it strange ways.
Which means that Fabian has absolutely zero reason to believe this is Gorgug trying to wriggle his way out of helping Fabian on purpose. So when he replies, he doesn't sound offended or dramatic - which thankfully means the mood isn't broken.
And it also means that Fabian's fingers are still running across Gorgug's scalp, rather than being suddenly and dramatically halted. ]
I mean that you can do this for me too. [ Though, a dangerous question follows.. ] Wouldn't you want to?
[ It would be too straightforward to just say no, right?
And maybe while it's honest, there's more to it than just that he doesn't want to. Fabian's still playing with his scalp, which is nice, and if he's being more honest, in a way that's-- hopefully nice?: ]
I've never thought about it before. I've never thought about sharing a bath together like this. [ And he's not sure how keen he is on the original question (doing this from now on?), but-- he could give shampooing Fabian's hair now and then a go, right? Didn't Fabian say something before? About giving people the compliments you want to hear for yourself... ]
We can do this is you want to. [ He says it in a way where his voice is encouraging on that point, lifting on the word you. ] We can give it a go? Once in a while.
[ Are these the kinds of compromises you make in a relationship? Having elaborate baths with your boyfriend. ]
[ He huffs a little, and after that Fabian is quiet for a second. ]
... no, we don't have to. [ He seems to settle on.
Not that he doesn't get what Gorgug is trying to say here, the sort of compromise the other is trying to make. But it's exactly because he can tell that it's a compromise that he shoots down the idea. The whole fun of this is both being into it, after all. Then he'd rather compromise with Gorgug on other things, instead of wasting it here.
He stops shampooing Gorgug's hair, looking around to try and find the shower head so he can rinse it out. ]
I didn't know if it was your sort of thing or not.
[ Probably not, judging by Gorgug's reaction now. But maybe that makes sense. They are into very different things. ]
[ Gorgug doesn't feel bad exactly, but maybe unsure. About his position, the more it gets talked about. It's a bath and shampoo, and he's actually used to baths more than showers, even if he likes the latter--but a bath was easier to fit inside the tree to accommodate him, and any time he got to stand and have a shower was infinitely better to the cramped conditions he grew up with, always too awkward to ask for more when his parents were always trying to keep up with his growth spurts.
He turns his head somewhat, now that Fabian isn't actively messing with his hair. ]
It's not that I'm against it. This is nice. Your bath is bigger than my bath back home. [ He stretches out his legs in front of him, letting his toes poke up and out of the water. ] Why don't we try it? I've never washed someone's hair-- I really never thought about it until you brought it up?
[ Now he tips his head back, trying to catch Fabian's eye. ]
I can wash your hair after you're done with my hair?
[ Well-- how about they try that now? They're in a bath right now! H-how difficult can it be to wash Fabian's hair?? ]
[ He was about to rinse the other's hair, but he holds back the shower head for a moment - because if Gorgug is looking over at him like this, he'd totally get the water into Gorgug's eyes, and that wouldn't be a great sensation for anyone involved.
Besides, Gorgug's.. making a suggestion? A suggestion Fabian has to stare at the other for, if not just for a moment. He wants to make sure Gorgug really looks like he doesn't mind. For how much Fabian loves his ego getting stroked, it doesn't really feel great if it would only happen in a people pleasing sort of way.
But the more he looks, the more he realizes Gorgug just looks very neutral. Very Gorgug-y. It makes it more likely the other really means this, so Fabian says: ]
Sure.
[ The next moment he's guiding Gorgug back into position with his hands, trying to get the other to look ahead so Fabian won't get water into his eyes as he starts moving the shower head over Gorgug's hair. ]
My hair is a little different than yours though. More coarse. [ Not by that much, but-- well, now Fabian has been touching Gorgug's hair so much, he can feel the difference in texture. ] I actually didn't know your hair would feel like this.
[ Not like Fabian ever goes around touching other people's hair to feel the difference. ]
[ Oh, he's got to look forward, okay. Gorgug turns back his head when he's given the signal to do so, the agreement in place, and-- he is warming up to the idea more. Is 'warming' the right word? It's odd, if he's honest, but also in that way where it's completely foreign outside of the original setting he had placed Fabian getting this entire idea from: a hair salon. That's nice, or so Gorgug's memory of it is, since he doesn't get his hair done that often.
But they're talking about it now, doing each other's hairs and their differences, and while he has some immediate interest in said differences and how they feel for real: ]
Do you have to do anything special with it? Do you-- do you need a special shampoo? Different hair types have different shampoos.
[ He remembers that fact as he's talking, so maybe that's a thing with Fabian's hair, right? Does Fabian actually spend a lot of time caring about his hair care products? Is that a thing?
Because that shampoo that Fabian swiped of his was just a random bottle he got from the Kwik Trip than carefully picked... ]
Yes, of course! That's why I went ahead and stole your shampoo for this. [ Maybe 'stole' is a big word, really.. It's not like you have to be all that sneaky around Gorgug in the first place when the guy doesn't notice most things. But Fabian has a flair for the dramatic, as always.
And surely the shampoo is important to Gorgug, right? Surely it's something hand-picked, something he had tons of consideration for..
.. right? ]
I have three different kinds of shampoo I use-- and two kinds of conditioner. [ Maybe a little over the top, but Fabian says it like it's a normal thing - rinsing out the last bit of the shampoo with his fingers in Gorgug's hair before he puts the shower head away again. ] Honestly, you have no idea how long it took for me to find ones that work for me here. This place truly does not think of how much investment some of us have into our hair care!
[ Fabian stole his shampoo?! He never noticed...! And for a second, Gorgug wonders if he should have, scrambling for when the last time he saw his shampoo was -- ...which was last night. He doesn't exactly keep an eye on it regular.
Fabian is so sneaky.
And some of that awe might be staying with Gorgug the longer he listens, even to Fabian's haircare. Honestly, he knows some people love to take their time in a bath or shower, but: ]
You wash your hair five times?
[ Wow...bro... three shampoos and two conditioners.... all at once! ]
That's dedication. [ ...
He wishes he could reach over and feel Fabian's hair right now... ]
[ There's an affirmative hum after Gorgug asks that question. Yes, bro. Five times. Imagine that. At least it might explain why it sometimes seems like Fabian takes forever in the shower-- here, at least. It wasn't as much of a problem post Owlbears practice, considering it's not like he did his hair that much while showering with the team.. ]
Well, you need dedication to be beautiful.
[ And so humble, apparently. Fabian didn't even hesitate to say that.. He's a beautiful boy, alright.. ]
I want to make sure I look good! And my hair is a big part of it. [ He brushes his own fingers through Gorgug's hair a few more times, before adding: ] There, I'm done with this.
[ W-Woah, Gorgug. Do you hear that? Maybe this is a chance to touch Fabian's hair. Y-You should just turn around and touch it, bro... He's right there.. ]
[ He could turn around and touch Fabian's hair, but he's also being a good boyfriend who sits where he's told to and doesn't make any sudden moves in case Fabian has a next plan to enact. What Gorgug does, then, is touch his own hair when Fabian says that it's done. ... which, it just feels wet than the potentially magical sensation he was kinda hoping to feel following this talk about fabulous hair.
His brain is chugging to turn those gears, though. If he's going to wash Fabian's hair...
He turns his head around to look back at him. ]
Are you going to make me wash your hair five times?
[ Fabian bursts out into laughter. Look, washing your hair that many times isn't funny to him, considering he just does it-- it's just the way Gorgug says it. And the timing he says it with. Of all things he could say, that is what Gorgug is going for.
It's not a long laugh or anything, but it's definitely pretty hearty, Fabian shaking his head after when he speaks. ]
You're saying it as if I'd be punishing you!
[ He could be helpful and say Gorgug doesn't have to.
[ Bro!!! Maybe you are! Because if Fabian's going to make Gorgug wash his hair five times-- ]
You have to wash my hair five times if you do.
[ It's not about it being punishment! (It might feel like punishment in the moment.) It's about the equal exchange, and right now, with Gorgug looking at Fabian with a slight crinkle to the brow, like he's here to point out what really matters: ]
You've only washed it once.
[ So? So?? Doesn't that mean there's five more times to go?
(Does Gorgug want his hair washed five times? If that's what the rules are to this. If this is what bath time with Fabian is going to be about!) ]
That's a pretty easy answer, huh. Fabian doesn't even look all that bothered? Maybe he's enjoying these little hair care moments with Gorgug. There's a reason he went for this when he thought of a romantic date idea for them, after all. He wouldn't be doing any of this if he didn't like doing it with the other.
Even with Gorgug turned to look at him, Fabian reaches out, a hand lightly touching Gorgug's wet hair, tugging at a strand of it. ]
Though.. are you sure doing that five times is good for your hair? [ Gorgug, surely you know what is and isn't good for your specific hair type, right? This is something you have thoroughly looked into, right??? ]
[ Gorgug was confused by the idea of washing your hair five times, and he's no less confused about why his hair can't be washed five times! But with Fabian saying that, touching at his hair-- ]
Why not? Is your hair that different? [ Sure, the texture looks different, and he now reaches out to touch at Fabian's hair to confirm it with his fingers. Just some above his forehead... pat pat... ]
How can you tell how many times you should wash your hair? Can you tell it with mine?
[ And now he's going to feel some of his own hair in his other hand...! ]
[ Pat pat goes Gorgug's hand.. And it probably does feel pretty different from the way Gorgug is used to his own hair feeling! It's not unrecognizable as hair, but Fabian does have quite some black hair texture in there from his dad's side of the family.
He just sits there, letting Gorgug go pat pat. In fact, Fabian speaks up as if there's nothing abnormal going on here, answering the other's question. ]
I'm not sure? It's something I had to experiment with. [ Which, thankfully, is not much of a problem when you have infinite money to spend.. It's kind of why Fabian is saying it in that 'it's a banana, how much could it possibly cost' kind of way right now. Like experimenting with your hair is totally normal and everyone does it. ]
If you try out things, then you find out what works for you! I mean, you've thought about your hair too, right? After all, you've kept that streak in there all this time! [ Does Fabian know it's not exactly natural? Sure. But surely dye would work on it? Maybe? Fabian thought Gorgug likes it aesthetically! ]
[ What's abnormal about feeling a bro's hair? Nothing, Fabian! Nothing!!
And Gorgug is paying attention now. He drops his hand as Fabian explains his little adventure with hair care, a process that Gorgug never considered beyond shampoo and conditioner. And more often than not, he forgets the conditioner.
But at mention of his hair streak, he does pat at it, as if he needs to confirm to himself it's still there. And you know? When Fabian words it like that, it is try that he's thought about his own hair: like how his fringe would look if he cut it. And he's fairly sure he has horror photos of that as a kid. ]
Do you like it? [ He's looking at Fabian, curious if he mentioned his fringe at all because of that, but also admitting, ] I did think it made me look cool.
Yeah, I think it looks cool. It's practically a battle scar.
[ .. Practically. It's obvious not on skin or anything, but it is because of something that happened to Gorgug while in battle, so clearly it counts. Especially to someone like Fabian, who has definitely been taught since he was little to care about these sorts of things.
It's why his reaction seems very genuine - a grin on his face that's more excited than cocky - as he says: ] That makes it so much cooler. If people are curious, you can tell them the story. Then you're going to sound really tough.
[ Not that Gorgug might need it as someone who sometimes carries around a huge heavy axe.
But as far as Fabian is concerned, the more you can brag, the better. And doesn't Gorgug deserve to brag? Doesn't he deserve a little treat? ]
[ Wow, a battle scar but for hair... it is like a battle scar, when Fabian puts it like that. He's so smart? There's definitely a lift in Gorgug's brows as he considers that galaxy brain take, bringing his hand down finally from messing with the aged out hair, but also listening enough to what Fabian says to understand he should-- tell the story of how he got it?
Gorgug thinks about it for a second or so, but only that. ]
I was in an arcade and a ghost spooked my hair white. [ Oh. ] I got stuck in an arcade machine. Ghosts kept putting us in arcade machines.
[ Does that sound tough? Does that sound hot? He's looking at Fabian as if seeking his approval, despite relaying the tale in his mild-mannered way that lacks bravado or bragging. Did he do good, bro? Are you impressed?? ]
[ It's a good thing Fabian likes you, Gorgug. Because this might just be the worst battle scar story he's ever seen anyone tell. Ever. And Fabian has sat through a whole lot of those, given what his papa is like, let alone the rest of his crew!
But they're still nice and cozy in bath, so it's forgivable. If anything, this is clearly a teaching opportunity. ] Come on, Gorgug!
[ Fabian shifts a little, sitting more upright in the bath. ]
No one is going to care if you put it like that! Even if it's the true facts-- You have to add in some drama with the way you tell it! You need to make yourself sound incredibly cool! [ He shakes his head. ] It's a good thing that you have an expert like me to teach you!
[ Fabian sure has a lot of feelings about this. And Gorgug does want to learn to sound more appealing in some ways, to sound tough, but he also wonders if this is the kind of lesson he should learn? He thinks about it, putting an arm on the side of the bath so he can stay half-turned more comfortable. ]
What if I sound too cool? [ You know... ] Should I be trying to impress other people when I'm dating you?
[ Wouldn't that look bad!? Maybe his mind shouldn't go there, but he can't help but think so. ]
But their conversation very early on - as dumb as it had been back then - made it clear that Gorgug got kind of upset at the idea of Fabian kissing other people. So Fabian in turn doubts that Gorgug is really interested in kissing people other than him either, so..
No harm in him trying to impress people if it wouldn't be flirting, right?
Hence why Fabian shrugs, rather than get all dramatic. (Or more dramatic than he was already being, let's be real.) ]
Why not? I would like to brag about my boyfriend. [ .. a slight pause, a gesture of his hand, and then-- ] Well, I already am, of course.
[ It's Fabian. Of course he would be. ]
But it would be nice if other people already knew how great you were before I would have to inform them. [ Another slight pause, though this time to think rather than for dramatic effect. ] Someone called you a cutie to me, you know.
[ Which isn't really.. the same thing as cool.. But, you know, got to take what you can get. ]
[ Fabian's bragging about him? He is? That gets a raise of Gorgug's eyes, curious about what he's been saying, but also trying to wonder if he's been bragging about Fabian (should he start? This means he should start if he hasn't been, right). But Fabian's more focused about Gorgug's tales of cool, and how someone once called him a cutie.
... ]
Were they cutie?
[ Were they cutie, Fabian. This is so important! ]
[ Record scratch. Or rather, there's a tiny splashing sound as Fabian suddenly turns in the water, like he's having to do a double take at that unexpected question. Gorgug always manages to think of the strangest things at the stories Fabian tells him.. ]
I mean-- She's hot, yes?
[ He's saying this is in a pretty casual way though, indicating Fabian probably thinks that she's very objectively hot.. Like he can say this so easily because he feels like anyone would agree with him on this one. ]
Is that important?
[ One can hear so many question marks in his voice right now. ]
[ She's hot? Wow, she's hot, even! Gorgug's smiling at this good news--because how couldn't this be good news? Surely Fabian will understand as he answers, ]
Hot girls can like cute guys.
[ Bro, he's in there! He's a cutie! What's the downside there? It's like for once, Gorgug isn't the most confused individual in a room. ]
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...do you mean helping you practice shampooing on my hair?
[ Is he being a normal level of obtuse, or deliberately obtuse to get out of doing Fabian's hair? It's definitely the latter for once, but who can ever say with him? There's a difference between him getting his hair done and doing it for someone else!
And he would like to enjoy that difference right now, the good boyfriend that he is. ]
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Which means that Fabian has absolutely zero reason to believe this is Gorgug trying to wriggle his way out of helping Fabian on purpose. So when he replies, he doesn't sound offended or dramatic - which thankfully means the mood isn't broken.
And it also means that Fabian's fingers are still running across Gorgug's scalp, rather than being suddenly and dramatically halted. ]
I mean that you can do this for me too. [ Though, a dangerous question follows.. ] Wouldn't you want to?
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And maybe while it's honest, there's more to it than just that he doesn't want to. Fabian's still playing with his scalp, which is nice, and if he's being more honest, in a way that's-- hopefully nice?: ]
I've never thought about it before. I've never thought about sharing a bath together like this. [ And he's not sure how keen he is on the original question (doing this from now on?), but-- he could give shampooing Fabian's hair now and then a go, right? Didn't Fabian say something before? About giving people the compliments you want to hear for yourself... ]
We can do this is you want to. [ He says it in a way where his voice is encouraging on that point, lifting on the word you. ] We can give it a go? Once in a while.
[ Are these the kinds of compromises you make in a relationship? Having elaborate baths with your boyfriend. ]
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... no, we don't have to. [ He seems to settle on.
Not that he doesn't get what Gorgug is trying to say here, the sort of compromise the other is trying to make. But it's exactly because he can tell that it's a compromise that he shoots down the idea. The whole fun of this is both being into it, after all. Then he'd rather compromise with Gorgug on other things, instead of wasting it here.
He stops shampooing Gorgug's hair, looking around to try and find the shower head so he can rinse it out. ]
I didn't know if it was your sort of thing or not.
[ Probably not, judging by Gorgug's reaction now. But maybe that makes sense. They are into very different things. ]
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He turns his head somewhat, now that Fabian isn't actively messing with his hair. ]
It's not that I'm against it. This is nice. Your bath is bigger than my bath back home. [ He stretches out his legs in front of him, letting his toes poke up and out of the water. ] Why don't we try it? I've never washed someone's hair-- I really never thought about it until you brought it up?
[ Now he tips his head back, trying to catch Fabian's eye. ]
I can wash your hair after you're done with my hair?
[ Well-- how about they try that now? They're in a bath right now! H-how difficult can it be to wash Fabian's hair?? ]
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Besides, Gorgug's.. making a suggestion? A suggestion Fabian has to stare at the other for, if not just for a moment. He wants to make sure Gorgug really looks like he doesn't mind. For how much Fabian loves his ego getting stroked, it doesn't really feel great if it would only happen in a people pleasing sort of way.
But the more he looks, the more he realizes Gorgug just looks very neutral. Very Gorgug-y. It makes it more likely the other really means this, so Fabian says: ]
Sure.
[ The next moment he's guiding Gorgug back into position with his hands, trying to get the other to look ahead so Fabian won't get water into his eyes as he starts moving the shower head over Gorgug's hair. ]
My hair is a little different than yours though. More coarse. [ Not by that much, but-- well, now Fabian has been touching Gorgug's hair so much, he can feel the difference in texture. ] I actually didn't know your hair would feel like this.
[ Not like Fabian ever goes around touching other people's hair to feel the difference. ]
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But they're talking about it now, doing each other's hairs and their differences, and while he has some immediate interest in said differences and how they feel for real: ]
Do you have to do anything special with it? Do you-- do you need a special shampoo? Different hair types have different shampoos.
[ He remembers that fact as he's talking, so maybe that's a thing with Fabian's hair, right? Does Fabian actually spend a lot of time caring about his hair care products? Is that a thing?
Because that shampoo that Fabian swiped of his was just a random bottle he got from the Kwik Trip than carefully picked... ]
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And surely the shampoo is important to Gorgug, right? Surely it's something hand-picked, something he had tons of consideration for..
.. right? ]
I have three different kinds of shampoo I use-- and two kinds of conditioner. [ Maybe a little over the top, but Fabian says it like it's a normal thing - rinsing out the last bit of the shampoo with his fingers in Gorgug's hair before he puts the shower head away again. ] Honestly, you have no idea how long it took for me to find ones that work for me here. This place truly does not think of how much investment some of us have into our hair care!
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Fabian is so sneaky.
And some of that awe might be staying with Gorgug the longer he listens, even to Fabian's haircare. Honestly, he knows some people love to take their time in a bath or shower, but: ]
You wash your hair five times?
[ Wow...bro... three shampoos and two conditioners.... all at once! ]
That's dedication. [ ...
He wishes he could reach over and feel Fabian's hair right now... ]
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Well, you need dedication to be beautiful.
[ And so humble, apparently. Fabian didn't even hesitate to say that.. He's a beautiful boy, alright.. ]
I want to make sure I look good! And my hair is a big part of it. [ He brushes his own fingers through Gorgug's hair a few more times, before adding: ] There, I'm done with this.
[ W-Woah, Gorgug. Do you hear that? Maybe this is a chance to touch Fabian's hair. Y-You should just turn around and touch it, bro... He's right there.. ]
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His brain is chugging to turn those gears, though. If he's going to wash Fabian's hair...
He turns his head around to look back at him. ]
Are you going to make me wash your hair five times?
[ Bro?
Bro?? ]
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It's not a long laugh or anything, but it's definitely pretty hearty, Fabian shaking his head after when he speaks. ]
You're saying it as if I'd be punishing you!
[ He could be helpful and say Gorgug doesn't have to.
But he'd like to point this out first, thanks. ]
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You have to wash my hair five times if you do.
[ It's not about it being punishment! (It might feel like punishment in the moment.) It's about the equal exchange, and right now, with Gorgug looking at Fabian with a slight crinkle to the brow, like he's here to point out what really matters: ]
You've only washed it once.
[ So? So?? Doesn't that mean there's five more times to go?
(Does Gorgug want his hair washed five times? If that's what the rules are to this. If this is what bath time with Fabian is going to be about!) ]
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[ ...
That's a pretty easy answer, huh. Fabian doesn't even look all that bothered? Maybe he's enjoying these little hair care moments with Gorgug. There's a reason he went for this when he thought of a romantic date idea for them, after all. He wouldn't be doing any of this if he didn't like doing it with the other.
Even with Gorgug turned to look at him, Fabian reaches out, a hand lightly touching Gorgug's wet hair, tugging at a strand of it. ]
Though.. are you sure doing that five times is good for your hair? [ Gorgug, surely you know what is and isn't good for your specific hair type, right? This is something you have thoroughly looked into, right??? ]
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Why not? Is your hair that different? [ Sure, the texture looks different, and he now reaches out to touch at Fabian's hair to confirm it with his fingers. Just some above his forehead... pat pat... ]
How can you tell how many times you should wash your hair? Can you tell it with mine?
[ And now he's going to feel some of his own hair in his other hand...! ]
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He just sits there, letting Gorgug go pat pat. In fact, Fabian speaks up as if there's nothing abnormal going on here, answering the other's question. ]
I'm not sure? It's something I had to experiment with. [ Which, thankfully, is not much of a problem when you have infinite money to spend.. It's kind of why Fabian is saying it in that 'it's a banana, how much could it possibly cost' kind of way right now. Like experimenting with your hair is totally normal and everyone does it. ]
If you try out things, then you find out what works for you! I mean, you've thought about your hair too, right? After all, you've kept that streak in there all this time! [ Does Fabian know it's not exactly natural? Sure. But surely dye would work on it? Maybe? Fabian thought Gorgug likes it aesthetically! ]
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And Gorgug is paying attention now. He drops his hand as Fabian explains his little adventure with hair care, a process that Gorgug never considered beyond shampoo and conditioner. And more often than not, he forgets the conditioner.
But at mention of his hair streak, he does pat at it, as if he needs to confirm to himself it's still there. And you know? When Fabian words it like that, it is try that he's thought about his own hair: like how his fringe would look if he cut it. And he's fairly sure he has horror photos of that as a kid. ]
Do you like it? [ He's looking at Fabian, curious if he mentioned his fringe at all because of that, but also admitting, ] I did think it made me look cool.
[ He likes it too.... ]
My hair there doesn't colour anymore.
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[ .. Practically. It's obvious not on skin or anything, but it is because of something that happened to Gorgug while in battle, so clearly it counts. Especially to someone like Fabian, who has definitely been taught since he was little to care about these sorts of things.
It's why his reaction seems very genuine - a grin on his face that's more excited than cocky - as he says: ] That makes it so much cooler. If people are curious, you can tell them the story. Then you're going to sound really tough.
[ Not that Gorgug might need it as someone who sometimes carries around a huge heavy axe.
But as far as Fabian is concerned, the more you can brag, the better. And doesn't Gorgug deserve to brag? Doesn't he deserve a little treat? ]
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Gorgug thinks about it for a second or so, but only that. ]
I was in an arcade and a ghost spooked my hair white. [ Oh. ] I got stuck in an arcade machine. Ghosts kept putting us in arcade machines.
[ Does that sound tough? Does that sound hot? He's looking at Fabian as if seeking his approval, despite relaying the tale in his mild-mannered way that lacks bravado or bragging. Did he do good, bro? Are you impressed?? ]
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But they're still nice and cozy in bath, so it's forgivable. If anything, this is clearly a teaching opportunity. ] Come on, Gorgug!
[ Fabian shifts a little, sitting more upright in the bath. ]
No one is going to care if you put it like that! Even if it's the true facts-- You have to add in some drama with the way you tell it! You need to make yourself sound incredibly cool! [ He shakes his head. ] It's a good thing that you have an expert like me to teach you!
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What if I sound too cool? [ You know... ] Should I be trying to impress other people when I'm dating you?
[ Wouldn't that look bad!? Maybe his mind shouldn't go there, but he can't help but think so. ]
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But their conversation very early on - as dumb as it had been back then - made it clear that Gorgug got kind of upset at the idea of Fabian kissing other people. So Fabian in turn doubts that Gorgug is really interested in kissing people other than him either, so..
No harm in him trying to impress people if it wouldn't be flirting, right?
Hence why Fabian shrugs, rather than get all dramatic. (Or more dramatic than he was already being, let's be real.) ]
Why not? I would like to brag about my boyfriend. [ .. a slight pause, a gesture of his hand, and then-- ] Well, I already am, of course.
[ It's Fabian. Of course he would be. ]
But it would be nice if other people already knew how great you were before I would have to inform them. [ Another slight pause, though this time to think rather than for dramatic effect. ] Someone called you a cutie to me, you know.
[ Which isn't really.. the same thing as cool.. But, you know, got to take what you can get. ]
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... ]
Were they cutie?
[ Were they cutie, Fabian. This is so important! ]
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[ Record scratch. Or rather, there's a tiny splashing sound as Fabian suddenly turns in the water, like he's having to do a double take at that unexpected question. Gorgug always manages to think of the strangest things at the stories Fabian tells him.. ]
I mean-- She's hot, yes?
[ He's saying this is in a pretty casual way though, indicating Fabian probably thinks that she's very objectively hot.. Like he can say this so easily because he feels like anyone would agree with him on this one. ]
Is that important?
[ One can hear so many question marks in his voice right now. ]
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Hot girls can like cute guys.
[ Bro, he's in there! He's a cutie! What's the downside there? It's like for once, Gorgug isn't the most confused individual in a room. ]
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