Dude, he pulled a frigging knife on me! But only because he thought I was a baby Orc. Which is crazy! I don't even have tusks! You'd think if you're going to be super mega racist, you should at least know the basic physical traits of the people you're racist against, right?
But if that was his reaction to a 'baby orc', he'll flip the fuck out when he sees you.
Honestly? I'm pretty sure you could punch him to death if you needed to. But I'd still feel better if you had your weapon on you anyway. I did tell him that if he tried anything on you, I'd kick his ass, but I doubt he took me seriously.
Obviously your axe is cooler. The knife wasn't cool at all. I'd look cooler with a kitchen knife.
Good guess. It was gonna be one of the two, right? [ Humans and elves... he won't say that part out loud, though. ] Why would they even bring a racist human as his world's representative? That seems like a mistake.
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What?? Don't mind that just Gorgug stares at this a second?? ]
what happened? was he an ass to you?
[ Is he racist towards goblins AND orcs?? ]
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But if that was his reaction to a 'baby orc', he'll flip the fuck out when he sees you.
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[ The virtual fake laugh of someone who always had tiny babby tusks growing up... never had any hang ups about it or anything in his life!! ]
was the knife big? i can start carrying my axe around again
i bet my axe is bigger
[ Dick waving contest through weapons!! ]
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[ He is NOT catching on!!!! ]
Honestly? I'm pretty sure you could punch him to death if you needed to. But I'd still feel better if you had your weapon on you anyway. I did tell him that if he tried anything on you, I'd kick his ass, but I doubt he took me seriously.
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[ His loss (of fingers) for underestimating his tiny friend!! ]
but okay. i'll take an axe around. and tell him to stop being a racist loser if he tries anything with me
what does he look like
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He's this big beefy white dude. Bald. Maybe 35, 40 years old? And he carried a big fuck-off knife.
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[ Than his stupid big fuck-off knife!! ]
is he human? did echo bring a racist human?
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Good guess. It was gonna be one of the two, right? [ Humans and elves... he won't say that part out loud, though. ] Why would they even bring a racist human as his world's representative? That seems like a mistake.
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i want to see the bubble city that's all goblins and orcs and 2 humans